Friday 8 February 2008

My Secret Identity

Following recent news coverage, many of you have guessed the truth. Yes, I really am Madonna Louise Ciccone Ritchie. And yes, I am going to Malawi to steal another baby or two; depending on how many I can tranquilise and hide in my baggage.

I sincerely hope that this won't take anything away from your enjoyment of my pseudonym; Emily Fabpants. I may write a line or two - under her name - during my travels. That is, if I’m not too busy riding elephants and drugging orphans. If you don’t hear from me, then read the news. I am famous you know.

I will be caressing the keyboard of my beloved PC again sometime in March. Long live the Fabpants; may Africa treat her kindly.

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