Stolen Bike Alert

My Geek had his bike stolen from Hove Station today. Having had two old friends stolen, and cried both times, I feel his grief.

If you see someone on one of these - Dahon Speed TR - be sure to attack them.

The innocent may have to suffer. The guilty must pay.

By the way, contrary to my recent blogs, I don't cry that often. I am very hard; very hard indeed. Watch me hit the air with my fist. Take that air. Did you see that? The air was scared. Stupid air.

Don't attack people on folding bikes. It's just wrong.

Absolutely brimming over with wrongability. Shove a stick between their spokes instead.